First off, let me say that I am an AAU sibling. That means from May til August I travel with my mom to watch my lil bro kick ass in basketball. We wins championships, son. I also work 40 hours a week and baby sit on the side. Having said that, I’ve been living out of a suitcase since Spring Break. That was roughly the week before Easter. In April. I have not seen my bed since then. I’ve spent time at other people’s homes, slept on my couch, slept in my mommy’s bed (cuz that shit is comfy as fuck)… I’ve been shopping. I haven’t washed clothes or taken the trash out in my room for over 2 months. Shit got so bad, I couldn’t even open the door to my room all the way. This is the first weekend we’ve had without a tournement, so I will be unfucking my entire life these next couple of days. I started tonight by going to WalMart to get ready. I bought two pop up hampers, a bookshelf, and some stuff for my car (cuz I;m unfucking that bitch TOmorrow). When I got home, I got all the clothes I could reach together and sorted them bu underwear, darks, and whites/greys. There’s still some shit under my bed and in the hamper in my bathroom, but there was a shit ton of dirty clothes in my room. Twas ridic. Seriously. Sorted that shit into denim, blacks/browns, blues/greens, reds/pinks/purples, and yellows. I’mma wash that shit during my babysitting gig in the AM and clean my car when I put the baby to sleep. I’m going to break the rules a bit because I’m going to freestyle it. 20/10s and stuff won’t really work while I’m out because I won’t be able to leave and come home. But shit will be totally unfucked by Sunday afternoon. This has me somewhat excited. There won’t be any before pics because I forgot to take them (stupid me), but you can bet your sweet ass there will be some on Sunday.

See y’all at the end of the tunnel, hoes.